17:14 < yours3lf> guys
17:14 < yours3lf> bta in 2 hours?
17:17 <@Cr4zy`> i could be dead in 2 hours
17:17 <@Cr4zy`> thats too much time to pla
17:17 <@Cr4zy`> n
17:18 < yours3lf> i've all my life plan, all way till the year 200
17:18 < yours3lf> *2000
17:19 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> dude
17:19 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> its like
17:19 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> 2010
17:19 < yours3lf> what really
17:19 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> and 2012 you will be screwed because [Mayan] calendar ends
17:19 < yours3lf> meaning?
17:19 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> we will all die zomg
17:19 < yours3lf> NO WAY
17:19 < yours3lf> WAY?
17:20 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> actually i didnt even watch that movie
17:20 < yours3lf> BUT
17:20 < yours3lf> WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN?
17:20 < yours3lf> **** ZOMBIES WILL COME AGAIN TO RULE US ALL?
17:20 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> i didnt watch the movie i dunno
17:20 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> **** ZOMBIE KRALL
17:20 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> AND THEY WILL BE GAY
17:20 < yours3lf> OH NOES!!!1
17:20 < yours3lf> WHAT
17:20 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> AND TRY TO FUCK YOU UP THE ASS
17:20 < yours3lf> Cr4zy`'S SAFE THEN
17:20 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YEA
17:21 < yours3lf> OMFG IM SCREWED
17:21 < yours3lf> ARE THEY FEMALES GAY KRALL?
17:21 <@Cr4zy`> lesbians
17:21 <@Cr4zy`> sexy
17:21 < yours3lf> REMEMBER OUR EPIC BATTLE AGAINST THE ZOMBIES A`Bi0ha2arD
17:21 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> THEY HAVE LIKE 2 METER STRAPONS
17:22 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YES YOURSELF I STILL HAVE THE LOG AND A TXT FILE BACKUP
17:22 < yours3lf> REALLY?
17:22 < yours3lf> THATS AWESOME
17:22 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YES
17:22 < yours3lf> WE HAVE TO DO ONE AGAIN SOON
17:24 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YE
17:24 < yours3lf> WE NEED TO GET DRUNK TOO
17:24 < yours3lf> HE WAS REALLY IMPORTANTE, SAVED OUR ASSES
17:25 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> IDD
17:25 < yours3lf> *IMPORTANT
17:25 <@Cr4zy`> o_O
17:25 < yours3lf> IMPORTANTE IS PORTUGUESE WTF
17:25 <@Cr4zy`> issues
17:25 <@Cr4zy`> you guise has dem
17:25 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> NO CAPSLOCK
17:25 < yours3lf> IM USING SHIFT
17:25 < yours3lf> LIKE ALL PROS
17:26 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> ME TOO
17:26 < yours3lf> WHAT IF
17:26 < yours3lf> CRAZY WAS THE BAD GUY
17:27 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> CRAZY _IS_ THE BAD GUY
17:27 <@Cr4zy`> blah blah blah
17:27 <@Cr4zy`> rawr
17:27 < yours3lf> OH MY MISTAKE
17:27 < yours3lf> WHAT IF CRAZY WAS ON OUR SIDE
17:27 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HE DOESNT TYPE IN CAPS HE MUST BE INSANE
17:27 < yours3lf> FIGHTING THE EVIL SPAGHTTY MONSTER
17:27 <@Cr4zy`> god doesnt use caps lock
17:27 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> NONONO SPAGHETTY MONSTER IS GOOD
17:28 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> UNLESS YOU MEAN DESMOND
17:28 < yours3lf> OH RIGHT
17:28 <@Cr4zy`> and tasty
17:28 < yours3lf> NO I MEANT THE SPAGHETTY MONSTER
17:28 < yours3lf> DEZ CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF
17:28 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HERSELF
17:28 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> ITSELF
17:28 < yours3lf> YEAH
17:28 < yours3lf> WHAT DO WE CALL SHEMALES?
17:28 < yours3lf> HER/HIMSELF?
17:28 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HIRSELF
17:28 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> ?
17:29 < yours3lf> YES!
17:29 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HEMSELF?
17:29 < yours3lf> HIRSELF
17:29 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> LOL SOUNDS GAY
17:29 < yours3lf> YEAH
17:29 < yours3lf> CAUSES HE IS A GIRL
17:29 < yours3lf> WITH A *****
17:29 < yours3lf> AND BEWBS
17:30 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> MANBOOBISH GIRLBOOBS
17:30 < yours3lf> STILL CANT UNDERSTAND WHY I SAID "HE WAS A GIRL"
17:30 < yours3lf> ONE OF EACH
17:30 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> BECAUSE SHE IS A GUY?
17:30 < yours3lf> I DONT KNOW
17:30 < yours3lf> WE HAVE TO ASK HIM
17:30 < yours3lf> HMM
17:30 < yours3lf> I HAVE AN AWESOME IDEA
17:30 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> GENETICS
17:30 < yours3lf> WHAT IF
17:30 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> FTW
17:30 < yours3lf> WE FOUGHT TOGETHER
17:30 < yours3lf> AGAINST THE TREAT
17:30 < yours3lf> THAT IS MANBEARPIG
17:31 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> MANBEARPIG
17:31 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> IS EVIL!
17:31 < yours3lf> YES!
17:31 < yours3lf> HES HALF MAN
17:31 < yours3lf> HALF PIG
17:31 < yours3lf> HALF BEAR
17:31 < yours3lf> AND HALF CRAZY
17:31 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> THAT MAKES LIKE 2 IN TOTAL!!!!
17:32 < yours3lf> OMFG IT IS
17:32 < yours3lf> I DIDNT KNOW THAT
17:32 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> EVILLLLLLLLL
17:32 < yours3lf> AND THE TREAT IS COMMING TWO DAYS
17:32 < yours3lf> BEFORE THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW!!!!!!!111111
17:32 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> ZOMG THATS LIKE
17:32 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> _TODAY-
17:32 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> _
17:32 < yours3lf> WTF?!?!!!!!!?!?!?
17:32 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> _TODAY_
17:32 < yours3lf> TODAY
17:32 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> !!!!11!1
17:32 < yours3lf> BUT IM NOT READY
17:33 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> ME NEITHER
17:33 < yours3lf> WHAT SHOULD BE DO
17:33 < yours3lf> *WE
17:33 * A`Bi0ha2arD GRABS KEYBOARD
17:33 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> I HAZ WEAPON
17:33 < yours3lf> I HAVE MY OWN FIST
17:33 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WHERE IS IT I CANT SEE
17:34 < yours3lf> HE IS INVISIBLE
17:34 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> OMAGAWDDDDDD
17:34 < yours3lf> BUT HE IS EVERYWHERE
17:34 < yours3lf> OMFG
17:34 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
17:34 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WHAT DO WE DO OMG
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17:35 < yours3lf_> OMFG
17:35 < yours3lf_> MANBEARPIG GOT ME
17:35 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HE KILLED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
17:35 < yours3lf_> THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FUTURE YOURS3LF
17:35 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> GLAD I HAD MY PORTABLE RESPAWNER WITH ME
17:36 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> BUT NOW THAT WAS THE LAST CHARGE LEFT
17:36 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> SO WE CANT DIE
17:36 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WE ARE SCREWED!
17:36 < yours3lf_> NO
17:36 < yours3lf_> DONT SURRENDER
17:36 < yours3lf_> WE HAVE THE SPAGHETTY MONSTER
17:36 < yours3lf_> WE HAVE TO CALL HIM
17:36 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YAY FSM!
17:36 < yours3lf_> YEAH
17:37 < yours3lf_> HEY
17:37 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YO FSM
17:37 < yours3lf_> YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST FOUND OUT
17:37 < yours3lf_> THAT
17:37 < yours3lf_> MANBEARPIGS
17:37 < yours3lf_> ARE A RESULT OF SCIENTOLOGY
17:37 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> OMAGAWD
17:37 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> NOT XENU TOO
17:37 < yours3lf_> IT WASNT ACTUALLY ALIENS WHO ABDUCTED OTHER SPECIES
17:37 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WE NEED BIGGER GUNS
17:37 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WE NEED BIGGER GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:37 < yours3lf_> OMAGAWD
17:38 < yours3lf_> YES
17:38 < yours3lf_> WE NEED BFG
17:38 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WHERE IS THAT BFG I HAD WHEN I WAS ON MARS CITY
17:38 < yours3lf_> LIKE 10 OF THEM
17:38 < yours3lf_> Cr4zy`
17:38 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> ITS NOT UNDER MY BED
17:38 < yours3lf_> DO YOU HAVE A BFG YOU CAN LEND US
17:38 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> BUT I FOUND A SHOTGUN
17:38 < yours3lf_> NICE
17:38 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> BETTER THAN NOTHING!
17:39 * yours3lf_ GRABS A CHAINSAW
17:39 < yours3lf_> KK ITS ON NOW BIATCHES
17:39 < yours3lf_> FIRST OFF
17:39 < yours3lf_> WE NEED A PLAN
17:39 * A`Bi0ha2arD STRAPS CHAINSAW + EXTRA FUEL ON BACK
17:39 < yours3lf_> DAMN THANKS
17:39 < yours3lf_> BUT FIRST
17:39 * yours3lf_ TELEPORTS TO WHERE A`Bi0ha2arD IS
17:39 < yours3lf_> K HERE
17:39 < yours3lf_> IS IT SAFE?
17:40 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WE SHOULD GO TO THE PENTAGON AND OPEN THE DOOR TO IMAGINATIONLAND SO WE CAN GET HIM OFF EARTH
17:40 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YEA MY HOUSE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A MINEFIELD
17:40 < yours3lf_> K
17:40 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> AND ALL ENTRENCES ARE BOOBIETRAPPED
17:40 < yours3lf_> GLAD I TELEPORTED
17:40 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YES
17:40 < yours3lf_> OR ELSE ID DIED
17:40 < yours3lf_> K
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17:40 < yours3lf_> WTF
17:40 < yours3lf_> PERUVIAN FLUTE BANDS
17:41 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> AND GIANT GUINEAPIGS!
17:41 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> THAT MAKES NO SENSE
17:41 < yours3lf_> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
17:41 < yours3lf_> NO!
17:41 < yours3lf_> IT DOESNT
17:41 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> SO
17:41 < yours3lf_> THAT GIANT GUINEAPIG IS SO CUTE
17:41 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> NO DONT TOUCH IT
17:41 < yours3lf_> WE SHOULD LIKE
17:41 < yours3lf_> GET ONE OF THOSE
17:41 < yours3lf_> TOO LOOK BADASS
17:41 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> IT PISSES ACID AND POOS NUCLEAR WASTE
17:42 < yours3lf_> AW SHIT
17:42 * yours3lf_ WTFPWNS A GIANT GUINEAPIG WITH MY AWESOME CHAINSAW
17:42 < yours3lf_> K ONE DOWN
17:42 < yours3lf_> NOW LETS MOVE TO THE PENTAGON
17:42 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YEA
17:43 < yours3lf_> LEAD THE WAY MAN
17:43 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> TELEPORTER STILL WORKING?
17:43 < yours3lf_> DUNNO
17:43 < yours3lf_> LET ME TRY OUT
17:43 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> ITS OUT OF RANGE
17:43 < yours3lf_> YEAH
17:43 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WE WILL HAVE TO TAKE THE CAR AND THEN FIND A CHOPPER
17:43 < yours3lf_> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE?
17:43 * A`Bi0ha2arD HOPS IN THE CAR
17:43 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YES
17:43 < yours3lf_> CAUSE I FAILED IN THE EXAM
17:43 < yours3lf_> K GOOD
17:43 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YOU RIDE SHOTGUN WITH THE SHOTGUN!
17:43 * yours3lf_ HOPS IN TO THE SHOTGUN SIT
17:44 < yours3lf_> HERE
17:44 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> K
17:44 * A`Bi0ha2arD TURNS ON ENGINE
17:44 < yours3lf_> K
17:44 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> DISARM MINES
17:44 < yours3lf_> LETS GOOOO
17:44 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> DISARMED
17:44 * A`Bi0ha2arD DRIVES OFF
17:44 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> LOOK ZOMBIES
17:44 * yours3lf_ SHOOTS AIMLESSLY IN TO THE AIR
17:44 * A`Bi0ha2arD RUNS ONE OVER
17:44 < yours3lf_> OH WTF ZOMBIES
17:45 < yours3lf_> DIDNT WE KILL THEM EARLIER?
17:45 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> THEY ARE EVERYWHERE
17:45 < yours3lf_> OH NO
17:45 < yours3lf_> THEY ARENT ZOMBIES
17:45 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> MANBEARPIG FUCKED CRAZY IN THE ASS AND HE SPREAD THE INFECTION
17:45 < yours3lf_> THEY WANT CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE
17:45 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> OMG WHERE IS OBAMA
17:45 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HE IS THE ONLY WEAPON AGAINST ZOMBIES
17:45 < yours3lf_> HAVE WE REACHED USA
17:45 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> DEMANDING CHANGE
17:45 < yours3lf_> NO
17:45 < yours3lf_> THEY WANT SPARE CHANGE
17:45 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> NO WE ARE STILL IN EUROPE
17:45 < yours3lf_> THEY'RE POOR PEOPLE
17:46 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WE NEED A CHOPPER
17:46 < yours3lf_> AND SHARKS WITH LASER BEAMS
17:46 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> OH THE LIVIN HOMELESS
17:46 < yours3lf_> YES
17:46 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> O SHI
17:46 < yours3lf_> ONLY SHARKS WITH LASERS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS
17:46 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> GOT SOME MONEY?
17:46 < yours3lf_> CAN IN FACT KILL HOMELESS
17:46 < yours3lf_> OH NO
17:46 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> I ONLY GOT LIKE 1 EURO
17:46 * yours3lf_ SLAPES BIO HARD IN THE FACE
17:46 < yours3lf_> CMON MAN
17:46 < yours3lf_> WAKE UP
17:46 < yours3lf_> DONT LEAVE ME ALONE
17:46 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> OK
17:47 < yours3lf_> YOU HAD ME WORRIED
17:47 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> I THROW IT AND THEN YOU THROW THE MOLOTOV I BUILT FROM THE FUEL
17:47 < yours3lf_> OKAY
17:47 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HERE
17:47 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> 3
17:47 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> 2
17:47 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> 1
17:47 * yours3lf_ THROWS THE MOLOTOV INTO THE HOMELESS
17:47 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> DO IT
17:47 < yours3lf_> DONE
17:47 * A`Bi0ha2arD HITS THE GAS
17:47 < yours3lf_> THAT WAS CLOSE
17:47 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> OK WHERE IS THE AIRPORT
17:48 < yours3lf_> RIGHT
17:48 < yours3lf_> TURN RIGHT
17:48 * A`Bi0ha2arD TURNS RIGHT TIRES SCREAMING
17:48 < yours3lf_> GOOD
17:48 < yours3lf_> ITS THERE!!!!
17:48 < yours3lf_> AHEAD OF YOU
17:48 * A`Bi0ha2arD STOPS CAR
17:48 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> OMG ITS FULL OF HOMELESS
17:48 < yours3lf_> NOO WAY
17:48 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WE GOTTA FIGHT OUR WAY THROUGH
17:48 < yours3lf_> GIVE ME MY CHAINSWA
17:48 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> GET THE CHAINSAW RUNNING
17:49 * yours3lf_ GIVES A`Bi0ha2arD THE SHOTGUN WITH A LASER ATTACHED
17:49 < yours3lf_> HERE USE IT
17:49 * A`Bi0ha2arD TAKES BIG ASS REPAIR TOOLS FROM CARE
17:49 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> -E
17:49 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WE HAVE TO SAVE AMMO DUDE
17:49 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> ILL JUST SLAP THEM IN THE FACE WITH THIS
17:49 < yours3lf_> BUT THERES TOO MANY
17:49 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> OK STAY CLOSE
17:50 < yours3lf_> K, GO AHEAD
17:50 < yours3lf_> ILL DISTRACT THEM
17:50 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> ILL CLEAR A PATH FOR YOU
17:50 < yours3lf_> NO
17:50 < yours3lf_> YOU KILL THEM WHILE I DISTRACT THEM
17:50 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> I GOT A IDEA
17:50 < yours3lf_> YES
17:50 * A`Bi0ha2arD REWIRES THE CAR AS A BOMB
17:50 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WE LURE THEM OUT
17:50 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> AND THEN BLOW UP THE CAR
17:50 < yours3lf_> YEAH
17:51 < yours3lf_> NICE THINKING
17:51 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:51 < yours3lf_> !!!!!!
17:51 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> OK DONE
17:51 < yours3lf_> LETS THROW A LURING GRENADE
17:51 < yours3lf_> THE ONES FROM L4D
17:51 < yours3lf_> INTO THE CAR
17:51 < yours3lf_> THEM WE EXPLODE IT
17:51 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YEA
17:51 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> TAKE COVER
17:51 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> OVER HERE
17:51 * yours3lf_ TAKES COVER
17:51 < yours3lf_> GOOOOO
17:52 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> THERE THEY ARE FALLING FOR IT
17:52 * yours3lf_ THROWS GRENADE
17:52 < yours3lf_> K,
17:52 * A`Bi0ha2arD GETS CELLPHONE
17:52 * A`Bi0ha2arD BLOWS UP CAR
17:52 < yours3lf_> FUCK YEAHHHHHH
17:52 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> BODYPATRS FLYIN
17:52 < yours3lf_> ALL DEAD
17:52 < yours3lf_> NOW, ILL DRIVE THE CHOPPER
17:52 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WE ARE SOOOOOO AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEE
17:52 < yours3lf_> GET IN
17:52 * A`Bi0ha2arD HOPS IN
17:52 * yours3lf_ GETS IN TO THE CHOPPER
17:52 * yours3lf_ DRIVES TO TEXAS
17:52 < yours3lf_> K
17:52 * A`Bi0ha2arD TAKES SEAT BEHIND MINIGUN
17:53 < yours3lf_> OH NOES
17:53 < yours3lf_> WATCH OUT
17:53 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> PEWPEW
17:53 < yours3lf_> WOOT
17:53 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> PEWPEWPEW
17:53 < yours3lf_> THAT WAS CLOSE
17:53 < yours3lf_> HEY
17:53 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> GOT EM
17:53 < yours3lf_> WE NEED TO BRING THE BIG GUN
17:53 < yours3lf_> THE GUN
17:53 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YOU MEAN _THE_ GUNß
17:53 < yours3lf_> THATS BIGGER AND MORE BADASS THAN EVERYSINGLE GUN IN THE UNIVERSE
17:53 < yours3lf_> NO
17:53 < yours3lf_> I MEAN
17:53 < yours3lf_> CHUCK NORRIS HIMSELF!!!!!!!
17:54 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> FUCK YEA
17:54 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WHERE IS HE?
17:54 < yours3lf_> DUNNO
17:54 < yours3lf_> HERE IN TEXAS HE MUST BE
17:54 * A`Bi0ha2arD GOOGLES
17:54 < yours3lf_> THATS WHAT YODA WOULD SAY
17:54 < yours3lf_> AW SHIT MAN, I HAVE TO GO
17:54 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HES IN OKLAHOMA
17:54 < yours3lf_> WHAT IF WE CONTINUE
17:55 < yours3lf_> OUR LEET ADVENTURE IN AN HOUR OR SO
17:55 * A`Bi0ha2arD VOTES PAUSE
17:55 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> VOTE PASSED
17:55 * yours3lf_ VOTES PAU
17:55 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> k
17:55 < yours3lf_> or pause
17:55 < yours3lf_> wtv same thing
17:55 < yours3lf_> k, brb
17:55 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> wtv lol
17:55 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> cya
17:55 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> ill go foof too
17:55 < yours3lf_> laters
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17:57 <+BigDeal> hi all
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19:38 < yours3lf> YOU'RE ALL FINE A`Bi0ha2arD?
19:39 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YES IM STILL ALIVE
19:40 < yours3lf> K ME TOO
19:40 < yours3lf> WHAT ABOUT A`Nammo
19:40 < yours3lf> ARE YOU ALL FINE?
19:40 < yours3lf> DID THE HOMELESS GET YOU?
19:40 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HE IS NOT RESPONDING
19:40 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> IS HE IN A COMA?
19:41 < yours3lf> no way
19:41 < yours3lf> NO WAY
19:41 < yours3lf> I MEAN
19:41 <@Cr4zy`> HE WAS RAPED
19:41 < yours3lf> NO, THAT WAS YOU
19:41 < yours3lf> WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM BIO
19:41 < yours3lf> WE CANT LET THIS HAPPEN TO NAMMO
19:42 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> GET SOEM WATER
19:42 * yours3lf THROWS WATER ON A`Nammo FACE
19:42 < yours3lf> YOU THERE BUDDY?
19:42 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> IS HE RESPONDING?
19:42 < yours3lf> NO ITS USELESS
19:42 < yours3lf> WHAT ABOUT FOOD?
19:43 < yours3lf> MAYBE HES WEAK
19:43 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WORTH A TRY
19:44 < yours3lf> I JUST HAVE SOME SMARTIES HERE
19:45 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WELL TRY IT
19:46 <@shox`LLonewolf> LOLOLOLOLOL
19:46 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HEY LONEWOLF GLAD YOU ARE STILL ALIVE
19:46 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WE GOTTA FIND CHUCK NORRIS
19:46 * yours3lf GIVES SMARTIES TO NAMMO
19:46 < yours3lf> YES
19:46 <@Cr4zy`> RWAR
19:46 < yours3lf> HE WAS IN OKLAHOMA RIGHT
19:46 <@Cr4zy`> RAWRRRR
19:46 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YEA
19:47 < yours3lf> OH NO
19:47 < yours3lf> A`Bi0ha2arD
19:47 < yours3lf> FFS
19:47 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WHAT
19:47 < yours3lf> Cr4zy` TURNED INTO A WILD POKEMON
19:47 <@shox`LLonewolf> XD
19:47 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HERE THROW THE MASTERBALL
19:47 <@Cr4zy`> RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr
19:47 * A`Bi0ha2arD COUGHT A WILD Cr4zy`
19:47 <@Cr4zy`> *STUCK*
19:47 < yours3lf> NICE!
19:47 < yours3lf> ITS ULTRA-RARE
19:47 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
19:47 < yours3lf> IS IT A SHINY VERSION?
19:47 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> LIKE BLING BLING SHINY
19:48 <@shox`LLonewolf> YEAH HE HAS TEH GOLDMEMBER§
19:48 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> ANYWAYS HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND CHUCK NORRIS
19:48 < yours3lf> NO
19:48 < yours3lf> WHAT ABOUT NAMMO?
19:48 <@A`Nammo>
you guys crack me up xD
19:48 < yours3lf> PERHAPS HES NOT BREATHING
19:48 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> NAMMO
19:48 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HE IS ALIVE
19:48 <@shox`LLonewolf> ANYWAY U DON4T FIND CHUCK NORRIS
19:48 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> QUICK IN THE CHOPPER NAMMO
19:48 < yours3lf> YES
19:48 <@A`Nammo> loool
19:48 <@shox`LLonewolf> CHUCK NOORIS FIND U
19:48 < yours3lf> YOU ARE ALIVE!!!!!!
19:48 < yours3lf> NO
19:48 < yours3lf> WE HAVE TO GET IT
19:48 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WELL HOW DO WE MAKE HIM FIND US THEN LLONEWOLF
19:48 < yours3lf> IN ORDER TO KILL MANBEARPIG
19:49 <@Cr4zy`> tbh A`Nammo i have nfi either
19:49 < yours3lf> A`Nammo
19:49 <@Cr4zy`> im apparently in a pkoeball
19:49 < yours3lf> YOU HAVE TO SPEAK IN CAPS TOO
19:49 < yours3lf> Cr4zy`, YOUR IN A POKEBALL SO STFU
19:49 < yours3lf> *YOU'RE
19:49 <@Cr4zy`> :/
19:50 <@shox`LLonewolf> JUST YELL "OMG THIS NAZY ZOMBY IS MORE AWESOME THAN C.N!3 AND HE WILL COME
19:50 < yours3lf> YOU SURE?
19:50 < yours3lf> K ILL TRY
19:50 * A`Bi0ha2arD YELLS THIS **** ZOMBIE IS MORE AWESOME THAN CHUCK NORRIS
19:50 * A`Bi0ha2arD GETS KNOCKED OUT BY ROUDNHOUSE KICK
19:51 < yours3lf> NOOOOOOOOOO
19:51 < yours3lf> YOU ALRIGHT BIO?
19:51 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> OUCH
19:51 :: Cr4zy` changed the topic of #mariobros.ut3 to: CHANNEL OF CAPSLOCK SPASTICS
19:51 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> YEA IM FINE
19:51 <@shox`LLonewolf> NO U
19:51 < yours3lf> YOU'RE THE FIRST GUY EVER TO SURVIVE A ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY CHUCK
19:51 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> IT WORKED
19:51 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HE ONLY POKED ME
19:51 < yours3lf> HEY CHUCK, WE NEED YOUR HELP KILLING THE MANBEARPIG
19:51 < yours3lf> YOU UP FOR IT?
19:52 * yours3lf CHUCK NORRIS SAYS YES
19:52 < yours3lf> FUCK YEAH
19:52 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> AWESOME
19:52 < yours3lf> NOW
19:53 < yours3lf> ENTER THE CHOPPER A`Nammo
19:53 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HE PASSED OUT AGAIN
19:53 * A`Bi0ha2arD GRABS NAMMO AND DRAGS HIM INTO CHOPPER
19:54 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> OK NOW QUICK TO THE PENTAGON
19:54 < yours3lf> DAMN IT
19:54 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HIS CONDITION IS STABLE
19:54 < yours3lf> PERHAPS HE NEEDS MOUTH TO MOUTH RESPIRATION
19:54 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HE JUST NEEDS REST
19:54 < yours3lf> LET Cr4zy` OUT OF THE POKEBALL
19:54 < yours3lf> AND ORDER HIM TO HELP NAMMO OUT
19:54 * A`Bi0ha2arD THROWS POKEBALL AND SHOUTS GO Cr4zy`
19:55 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> POKEBALL HITS WALL, EXPLODES
19:55 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> Cr4zy` DIES
19:55 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> O SHIT I THINK I BROKE HIM
19:55 <@shox`LLonewolf> TO BAD THE POKEBALL LAND ON AN EPIC DONKEY SHIT? CRAZY IS DIRTY NOW
19:55 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> USELESS
19:55 <@shox`LLonewolf> -?
19:56 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> HE DIED FROM LACK OF AIR IN THE POKE BALL
19:56 <@Cr4zy`> bleh
19:56 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> AND HIS FARTS IGNITED WHEN THE BALL HIT THE WALL
19:56 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> SO IT BLEW UP
19:56 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> NOW THERE IS GIBLETS ALL OVER THE PLACE
19:57 < yours3lf> DAMNIT
19:57 < yours3lf> WE COULD HAVE USED HIM
19:57 < yours3lf> OH WEEL
19:57 < yours3lf> *WELL
19:57 < yours3lf> NOT THAT I REALLY CARE
19:57 < yours3lf> NOT
19:57 < yours3lf> ONTO THE PENTAGON
19:57 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WE STILL HAVE CHUCK NORRIS
19:57 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> THAT IS MOST IMPORTANT
19:57 * yours3lf HOPS IN TO THE CHOPPER
19:57 < yours3lf> YEAH
19:58 < yours3lf> COME IN BIO
19:58 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> IM IN
19:58 < yours3lf> WE DONT HAVE MUCH TIME
19:58 < yours3lf> OH
19:58 < yours3lf> RIGHT
19:58 < yours3lf> DIDNT SEE YOU
--- Log opened Wed Feb 24 19:58:41 2010
19:58 :: A`Bi0|away (~Bi0ha2arD@abiohazard.users.quakenet.org) has joined #mariobros.ut3
19:58 :: Irssi: #mariobros.ut3: Total of 11 nicks (5 ops, 0 halfops, 3 voices, 3 normal)
19:58 :: mode/#mariobros.ut3 (+o A`Bi0|away) by Q
19:58 < yours3lf> WHOS THAT GUY?!
19:59 :: A`Bi0|away is now known as ChuckN
19:59 <@ChuckN> ITS CHUCK NORRIS
19:59 < yours3lf> CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
19:59 < yours3lf> BIG FAN
19:59 <@ChuckN> DISGUISED AS BIOHAZARD
19:59 < yours3lf> OH
19:59 <@ChuckN> OK LETS PWN
19:59 < yours3lf> STILL WORKS
19:59 < yours3lf> HERE
19:59 * yours3lf HANDS OUT MINIGUN TO CHUCK
19:59 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> CHUCK YOU ARE AWESOME
19:59 <@ChuckN> THANKS
20:00 <@ChuckN> KEKEKEKE
20:00 < yours3lf> K
20:00 < yours3lf> LETS GO GUYS
20:00 * yours3lf DRIVES ALL THE WAY TO THE PENTAGON
20:00 * ChuckN JUMPS OUT THE CHOPPER WHILE ITS STILL IN THE AIR
20:00 < yours3lf> WE'RE HERE
20:00 < yours3lf> ARE YOU OKAY?
20:00 <@ChuckN> DUDE IM CHUCK NORRIS
20:00 < yours3lf> OH YEAH
20:00 < yours3lf> MY BAD
20:01 <@ChuckN> SO WHERE IS THIS PORTAL THING
20:01 <@ChuckN> AND WHERE IS THE BAD GUY
20:01 < yours3lf> I DONT KNOW
20:01 <@ChuckN> I WILL RAPE HIM
20:01 < yours3lf> WE HAVE TO JUMP IN THROUGH A LOT OF WINDOWS
20:01 < yours3lf> TO GET THERE
20:01 <@ChuckN> NOTHING EASIER THAN THAT
20:01 < yours3lf> THEN LEAD THE WAY
20:01 * ChuckN JUMPS THROUHG WINDOW IN BULLET TIME
20:02 < yours3lf> HOW AWESOME!
20:02 < yours3lf> WOW
20:02 * ChuckN JUMPS THROUGH NEXT WINDOW IN BULLET TIME
20:02 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> DUDE YOU ARE SO AWESOME
20:02 <@ChuckN> QUIET
20:02 <@ChuckN> I HEAR SOMETHING
20:02 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WHAT IS IT
20:02 < yours3lf> IS IT AL GORE?!!!!!!!!!
20:02 <@ChuckN> THAT MUST BE THE PORTAL
20:02 <@ChuckN> WAIT I HEAR VOICES TOO
20:02 <@ChuckN> IT IS AL GORE
20:02 < yours3lf> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
20:03 <@ChuckN> STEP AWAY AL GORE
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20:03 < AL_GORE> NO WAI CHUCK
20:03 < AL_GORE> YOU WONT GET IN THE WAY OF THE MANBEARPIG
20:03 <@ChuckN> GTFO OR ILL ROUNDHOUSEKICK
20:03 < AL_GORE> IM SUPER SERIAL YOU KNOW
20:04 <@ChuckN> I DONT CARE IM CHUCK NORRIS
20:04 < AL_GORE> NO, IM SUPERMAN WUSH
20:04 * AL_GORE PRETENDS TO START FLYING
20:04 * ChuckN ROUNDHOUSEKICKS AL_GORE
20:04 <@ChuckN> NOW YOU FLYIN FO REAL BITCH!
20:04 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> DUDE THAT WAS AWESOME
20:04 < yours3lf> DAMN
20:04 < yours3lf> THAT WAS PURE AWESOME
20:04 <@ChuckN> OK NOW WHERE IS MANBEARPIG
20:05 <@ChuckN> I GOTTA FINNISH THIS QUICK; I HAVE TO PWN PEOPLE IN A PICKUP
20:05 < yours3lf> THATS THE WAY INTO OUR IMAGINATION
20:05 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> URR
20:05 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WHAT WAS THE KEY TO OPEN IT AGAINß
20:05 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> ?
20:05 < yours3lf> HMMM
20:05 * ChuckN ROUNDHOUSEKICKS PORTAL
20:05 <@ChuckN> PORTAL STARTS DIALING
20:05 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> THATS IT
20:05 < yours3lf> YEAH
20:05 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> ROUNDHOUSEKICK HAS ENOUGH POWER TO DIAL GATE OUT
20:06 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT?
20:06 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> CHUCK YOU KICK ASS
20:06 <@ChuckN> YEA I KNOW
20:06 < yours3lf> ROUNDHOUSEKICK HAS ENOUGH POWER TO IMPLODE THE EARTH BIO
20:06 <@ChuckN> FO SHIZZLE yours3lf
20:06 * ChuckN JUMPS THROUGH PORTAL WITH MINIGUN IN ONE HAND
20:06 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> DUDE WE SHOULD FOLLOW
20:06 < yours3lf> YES
20:06 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> I DONT WANNA MISS THIS
20:07 * yours3lf JUMPS INTO THE PORTAL
20:07 < yours3lf> HEY CHUCK
20:07 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> FOLLOWS
20:07 < yours3lf> MINIGUN IS FOR THE NOOBZ
20:07 <@ChuckN> OK HERE; TAKE IT
20:07 < yours3lf> GO WITH SHOCK, THATS PRO
20:07 <@ChuckN> ^^
20:07 * shox`LLonewolf just realise C.N is a noob coz he uses minigun!
20:07 * ChuckN SLAPS LLONE IN THE FACE
20:07 <@ChuckN> LLONE DROPS SHOCK
20:07 * ChuckN TAKES SHOCK
20:07 < yours3lf> LLONE ENTERS INTO A COMA
20:07 <@ChuckN> SO WHERE IS MANBEARPIG
20:07 <@shox`LLonewolf> weapon dropped
20:08 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> OVER THERE IN THE WOODS
20:08 < yours3lf> YES
20:08 < yours3lf> IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS
20:08 < yours3lf> GIVE OR TAKE 50 FEET
20:08 <@shox`LLonewolf> OK IT'S FINE NOW
20:08 < yours3lf> LETS GO LLONE
20:08 < yours3lf> WE NEED YOU
20:08 * ChuckN PEWPEWS MANBEARPIG
20:08 <@ChuckN> MAN HE HAS A LOT OF HP
20:08 * ChuckN COMBOS
20:08 <@ChuckN> MANBEARPIG FLYS IN THE AIR
20:08 < yours3lf> ITS NOT WORKING
20:09 < yours3lf> ROUNDHOUSEKICK HIM IN THE NUTS
20:09 * ChuckN SHOOTS MANBEARPIG MIDAIR 5 TIMES
20:09 * ChuckN ROUNDHOUSEKICKS MANBEARPIG ON LANDING
20:09 <@ChuckN> BOOYAKASHA
20:09 < yours3lf> WHAT
20:09 < yours3lf> MANBEARPIG IS EVOLVING
20:09 <@ChuckN> OH FUCK
20:09 * yours3lf PRESSES B TO CANCEL
20:09 <@ChuckN> I GOTTA PLAY A PICKUP, SO DIE FUCKING MBP
20:09 <@shox`LLonewolf> INTO D3SMOND WTF!
20:09 < yours3lf> OH SHIT
20:09 < yours3lf> TOO LATE
20:09 <@ChuckN> B
20:10 <@ChuckN> B
20:10 <@ChuckN> B
20:10 <@ChuckN> B
20:10 <@ChuckN> B
20:10 <@ChuckN> B
20:10 <@ChuckN> CHUCK NORRIS BENDS TIME
20:10 <@ChuckN> B
20:10 < yours3lf> ITS TOO LATE
20:10 < yours3lf> IVE ALREADY DONE THAT
20:10 < yours3lf> IVE ALREADY DONE THAT
20:10 <@ChuckN> AND PRESSES B BEFORE EVOLVEMENT
20:10 < yours3lf> STILL DIDNT WORK
20:10 < yours3lf> HE EVOLVED INTO A DEZMOND
20:10 * ChuckN ROUNDHOUSEKICKS MANBEARPIG OVER WALL TO EVIL CREATURES
20:10 <@ChuckN> OH, ITS A DESMOND
20:10 <@ChuckN> THATS HARMLESS
20:10 <@ChuckN> GAY, BUT HARMLESS
20:11 < yours3lf> TRUE STUFF
20:11 <@ChuckN> JUST ANAL IT TWICE A DAY AND IT WILL STFU
20:11 <@ChuckN> SO, GTG SAVE THE WORLD BYE GUYS
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20:11 :: ChuckN (~Bi0ha2arD@abiohazard.users.quakenet.org) has quit (Quit: Screw you guys, I'm going offline!)
20:11 < yours3lf> OK
20:11 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> LOL RAGEQUIT
20:11 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> ANYWAYS WE DID IT
20:11 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> FFFFFF YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
20:11 < yours3lf> OMAGAWD CHUCK IS SO FUCKING AWESOME
20:11 < yours3lf> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
20:11 <@A`Bi0ha2arD> OK PICKUP NOW
20:11 < yours3lf> OKAY ILL SPEC